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A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You ll feel so much better! The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.So the rabbit again says, Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come More ...
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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his train set in the living room She heard the train stop and her son said, All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we re going down the tracks. The mother ran in the room and told her son, We don t use that kind of language in this house More ...
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A penguin is on his way to work when his car breaks down. He gets his car towed to a nearby mechanic. As the mechanic is looking at his car the penguin decides to walk across the street to get an ice cream cone while he is waiting. After he finishes his ice cream cone he walks back to the mechanic to see if he s finished looking at his car yet. The penguin asks what s wrong with his car and the mechanic replies well, it looks like you blew a seal More ...
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Like many things in life, its important to know where to put your energy and where not. As this is a dating site we need to know which ladies really are interested in us and which ones will just be a complete waste of time and money. Immediate signs of high interest (where the lady hasn t had time to prepare) Body language. Twirling hair, staring at you or turning red. Proximity. They may choose to stand or site near you More ...
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OK ladies, we guys really want to understand the fascination you all have with shoes ... More ...
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Dogs love us humans for many reasons, partly because we feed them, play with them and shelter them. They even love us when we scolded them for eating the cats food or today s lunch, but here is another reason why they love us We are the most amazing hunters ! Out in the wild, hunting is so hard and dangerous that it has to be done in packs. Your pack could wonder around for days until you found something large enough to feed you all and harmless enough not to eat you instead More ...
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